point of view

• I adopted the blacksmith's dog. As soon as I brought him home, he made a bolt for the door.
• Did you hear about the two rowboats that got into an argument? It was an oar-deal.
• Why was the broom late? It over-swept.
• What do you call a cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese!
• Why do melons have weddings? Because they cantaloupe.

• What time do ducks wake up? At the quack of dawn.
• I have an inferiority complex, but it’s not a very good one.
• What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies!
• Did you hear the rumor about butter? Well, I’m not going to go spreading it!
• Why did the snowman buy a bag of carrots? He wanted to pick his nose.
• What do you call a herd of sheep falling down a hill? A lambslide.
• Where’s the one place you should never take your dog? A flea market.
• I haven’t talked to my wife in a week — I didn’t want to interrupt her.

Sunday - Father's Day

Monday, 6pm - City Council Meeting

Tuesday, 4pm - Municipal Court

Wednesday, Juneteenth holiday - city offices closed; Farmer's Market

Friday, Saturday - Waterfest

City Council will hear Planning & Zoning Annual Report, consideration of Property/Casualty Insurance proposals from Travelers & MOPERM [$952,620], May financial reports & closed session. Farmer's Market (morning @ Community Center 9-11:30am & afternoon @ Hitch Lot 4-7pm)

Celebrating work anniversaries this week - Noah Jennings, Recreation Program Supervisor & Robert Misner, Refuse Coordinator - 2 years; Ariana Loy, Lifeguard - 1 year.

Highlighting community leaders serving on Housing Authority - Barbara Blubaugh, Sandra Clay, Pat Owens, Robert Warner & Sharon Williams. The Housing Authority is the local administrative agency for housing assistance programs funded by HUD. Thank you for ensuring people have safe & sanitary shelter to live in.

EPA is providing free technical assistance with the redevelopment of the old hospital site at 401 Superior. It has been determined there is no practical reuse for the building at this site. Community members were invited to attend hour long sessions this week to discuss market potential for future uses. The consultant will deliver a market assessment that will be used in the fall when K-State is scheduled to conduct a charrette on the site to provide concept drawings of the selected future land use.

"I did the Plein Air this weekend in the Excelsior Springs Paint the Town. Such a cute little town, I had a lot of fun. Thank you guys for letting us come paint your town."