Appetizer Menu: Globe Restaurant
Your Choice, Our Duty to make you the best meal of your life
By Jaret O. and Michael F.
Featured on this fully online and electronic menu:
The Dialect Special, The BRP Sandwich, Language Soup, Low Ideogram Chips, Extinct Marriage Picker Upper, Pigeon Delight, Spanglish Baby Burgers, Our Little Tradition, Ebonic Dish, and the almighty Variety of Latin SUPER APPETIZER!
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(Note that this isn't a real website and I'm sorry, but all these dishes are based of real ones and are fictional, nothing presented in the menu is real. This flyer was intended as part of a project for the class AP Human Geography at East Ridge Highschool in Minnesota)
The Dialect Special
Even though it is generally the same appetizer. Where ever you go it is always different, with our 50 different locations around the country, you will not always have the same appetizer in front of you. This appetizer is always changing...because the customer is always right! $15.99 (Original=Dialect)
The BRP Sandwich
This sandwich is standardizing the way the Brits make their lunch! Also it is the favorite sandwich of British politicians, teachers, and businesses. Now on our menu bro!!! $12.99
(Original=Britished Received Pronunciation)
Language Soup
Just tell us what to put in it, we will take care of the rest. You can choose from a variety of ingredients from the same language branch. Don't worry you can choose different language branches like the Germanic, Indo-Iranian, and Balto-Slavic. Don't worry ladies, we gots the romance too. ;) $19.99
(Original=Language Group)
The Low Ideogram Chips
Try our low ideogram chips. It won't get you a little tubby in the tummy, and it won't get rid of your connections with ideas and concepts. It is however horribly cliche...but hey taste great! $10.00 (Original=Ideogram)
The Extinct Marriage Picker Upper
Oddly enough 1,000 of marriages are extinct. Well we have a revival for you. Treat the Mister or Misses to a fine dish. Now if you want to know how to pronounce Latin words then you are out of luck! $39.99 (Original=Extinct Language)
Pigeon Delight
We have a simple dish for you, less complex then Pigeon served in any other place. Were making it easy on you. We still add that extra bit of fancy flavor though! Just remember, it will cost less to go here rather then that overpriced "Le Fancy" Restaurant! $17.99
(Original=Pidgin language)
Spanglish Baby Burgers
We now have a brand new invention! A serving of 6 tiny hamburgers with the American and Spanish touch. American with that good old hamburger taste, and then Spanish with that extra kick of spicy flavor! $19.99 (Original=Spanglish)
Our Little Tradition
We now present you with our little tradition. A little bit of everything. Whether you want to eat it with your hands or use your fork and knife there is enough for you to do that. $24.99 (Original=Literary Tradition)
Ebonic Dish
We are proud to bring back a favorite from back in the day. The Ebonic Dish. This dish was originally named in Ebonics from all around Africa, unfortunately our translator was overwhelmed by the awesomeness of this dish! You can add any meat, but we prefer to just "sprinkle" a little. Bit of pigeon into it. $22.99 (Original=Ebonics)
Variety of Latin SUPER APPETIZER
This is our old, but yet retro and revamped SUPER APPETIZER. Containing considered "appetizers" eaten in Ancient Rome. Great for your Latin club, or just hanging with your friends. You will not see this in regular restaurants, we are fancy with a touch of daily life! $124.99 (Original=Vulgar Latin)
Thank you for eating and considering our appetizers! =)
We would much appreciate it if you may happen to stop by some other time to enjoy another appetizer or meal or even a little dessert. You don't have to it's optional...
Now on to the main course!
More appetizers to be added as time goes on and as the world and it's "tastes" change.