The New Egg Times
A newspaper for chickens Edition 4, 2015
Happy Valentine's Day!
It's Valentine's Day, even for your chickens. Surprise them with something special, like leftovers from your pasta dinner at Fazoli's, or give them extra scratch. Make it an extra special day for them too! Have fun and be sure to comment your ideas. Happy Valentine's Day!
Bloopers!
Frizzleneck is refrizling!
Kate shook her head as I took the picture. Funny though, her head is in focus.
Fat chicken gets fatter!
A beautiful picture of Nermal, or so it seems. Look in the background, Katy is very "poofy".
Bad Feather Day!
Dora moved as I took the picture. Somehow, it makes her look like a Frizzle.
Nermal thinks she's star!
Katy moved her head to look at the camera, obviously the star, but Nermal poses for the camera behind Katy.
Another star in the background!
Look in the background. Winter, the Welsummer, has her neck arced like she thinks she's awesome.
Gosh, why all the stars here?!
We see Winter once again, far back. But we also see Silvia craning her neck towards the cam.
Here are the funniest ones.
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Here we see Nermal, Kate, and Katy. Uhh... hang on... what is Nermal doing? What the?!
Photobomb!
I was trying to take a picture of Katy, but SOMEONE *cough cough Georgia* stuck her head in front of the camera.
OMG!
"OMG, Nermal! Did you just fart! I am so telling the coop what you did in the first picture! OMG! Hey Autum!..."
Clarification of Names
Georga's name is pronounced how it sounds. Georgia's however, is pronounced Georgeea. It's weird. But, that's how I spell their names. If you want to know their names, go to the 3rd edition to see a name and a corresponding picture along with a description.
HAHAHAHAHA!
So, as you can see, Nermal is very rude by nosing through someone else's business like that, Georgia loves to photobomb, and which ever Wyandotte that is loves to gossip. Chickens are alot like people; photobombing, gossiping, and going through someone else's beeswax.
The convo among hens.
Katy: "Nermal! Get your beak out of Kate's bidness!" Nermal: "Wha?.. oh, who me? I was just, you know, ummm.. well... I..." Georgia: "PHOTOBOMB!" Katy: "Georgia! Why did you just photobomb my perfect picture for the cover of 'Chic Chicks'!" Georga: "*Gasp* Nermal! Did you just fart? Is it true that you got all nosy in Kate's beeswax? This is so going on my blog. I'm posting it on Facebeak right now, and Tweeter! This will be the head story on my gossip column! It's also going on Peckterest and my website! This is like so OMG!" Nermal: "How do I get into all these thing?! Is my fault I'm at bottom of the pecking order?!"